Wednesday, December 12, 2001
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Wednesday, December 12, 2001 |
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Movies By MICHAEL
BOYLAN Opening Friday Not Another Teen Movie Think "Scary Movie" but instead of spoofing horror films, they are spoofing teen comedies like The Breakfast Club, She's All That, and Bring It On. This should be really funny and really raunchy. Rated R. Vanilla Sky A remake of a Spanish thriller about a man whose jilted ex-lover tries to kill him after he leaves her for another woman. Tom Cruise is the man, Cameron Diaz is the jilted lover and Penelope Cruz is the other woman. Cameron Crowe directed this film, which some are saying is this decade's Fatal Attraction. Rated R. Now Playing Behind Enemy Lines Owen Wilson, growing more visible and popular by the day, stars in this film about a pilot who is shot down over some eastern European nation. Wilson has been in some great movies of late (Meet the Parents, Shanghai Noon) and could use this film to vault him to more leading roles. Gene Hackman stars as the captain who breaks protocol to go rescue Wilson. A nice, patriotic film for the family. Rated PG-13. Black Knight Martin Lawrence travels back to medieval times, leads a revolt, falls in love with a damsel in distress and defeats the evil in this comedy. It seems like people are always going back in time to medieval times. Why doesn't anybody go back in time to Revolutionary War America or B.C. China? Rated PG-13. Domestic Disturbance John Travolta must save his son from the boy's stepfather. Vince Vaughn stars as the evil step dad. I guess this will be better than "Look Who's Talking, Too." At least, Travolta better hope so. Rated R. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone This was excellent. As a fan of the books, I was very happy that the film stayed true to the tone and story. The characters looked great and I had Alan Rickman cast as Snape in my head a long time ago. This is fun for the whole family, though it is a little too long for really young kids. Rated PG. Monsters, Inc. The latest computer generated film from Pixar, the people who brought you the Toy Story films. This film focuses on monsters that live in closets and are afraid of children. This is an awfully cute, and entertaining family film. Rated G. Ocean's Eleven Steven Soderbergh directs one of the greatest casts ever assembled in this remake. The story revolves around Danny Ocean and ten of his friends robbing three casinos on the night of a heavyweight prizefight. This was like a Tarantino film without the profanitry and violence. It was a very entertaining film. Rated PG-13. Out Cold This looks like the stupidest movie ever and they are constantly showing the commercial for it which means it probably is. A group of "gnarly" snow-boarders do a bunch of "rad" things while they compete against snobby snow-boarders in a big "competition." No thank you. PG-13. Shallow Hal A man sees women only for their inner beauty after being hypnotized. This comedy stars Jack Black (kind of my hero) and Gwyneth Paltrow and is directed by The Farrelly Brothers. It is not laugh a minute like the other Farrelly Brothers films, but it is entertaining. It has a good message. Rated PG-13. Spy Game Robert Redford stars as a former spy that must go back under to save his protege, played by Brad Pitt. This is a nice cast and should be a solid drama. Rated R. Texas Rangers James Van der Beek and other assorted post-teenage actors star in this film about the Texas Rangers, the crime fighters not the baseball team. Somehow, I think a movie about the baseball team might be better than this film which has been finished for over two years. Rated PG-13. The One Jet Li plays a thousand different Jet Lis in this film. As each alternate dimension form of Jet Li is eliminated, the remaining Jet Lis become stronger. The final battle between good Jet Li and evil Jet Li will be for all the marbles. Rated PG-13. Training Day Denzel Washington in his first role as a villain. He plays a Los Angeles policeman who is training Ethan Hawke, a rookie, on how to be a cop in L.A. This looks pretty good. Rated R. Also Playing Bandits Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton rob banks after spending the night at the bank owner's house. This comedy also features Cate Blanchett. It looks funny. Rated PG-13. Don't Say A Word Michael Douglas stars as a psychiatrist pushed to the edge by kidnappers. One of his patients has a clue, but, if you remember the preview, "She'll never tell." Rated R. From Hell The story of a detective in London trying to solve the Jack the Ripper murders. This is based on a popular graphic novel and directed by the Hughes brothers (Menace II Society and Dead Presidents). Johnny Depp and Heather Graham star in this very dark film. Rated R. Iron Monkey A legendary crime fighter in China fights evil under the cover of darkness. His name: Iron Monkey. If you like martial arts films, then you will like this. If you like films like Glitter, you will not like this. Rated PG-13. K-Pax Kevin Spacey plays a man who claims to be an alien. Jeff Bridges plays a psychiatrist trying to determine if the man is telling the truth. A banana gets eaten with the peel still on. Heartwarming hilarity ensues. I'm sure this film is entertaining, but I'll probably wait until I'm bedridden with the flu and it is on DVD. Rated PG-13. On The Line The wait is over. The boys from N'Sync are finally on the big screen. Lance's character falls in love with a girl on the train but he never got her name and number. He and his buddies team up to scour the city and look for her. What do you bet he finds her? Rated PG. Rat Race A bunch of people race around looking for millions of dollars, while people in Las Vegas bet on which group will win. The cast is impressive (Whoopi Goldberg, Cuba Gooding Jr. Mr. Bean) but the reviews were not. Still, it's only a dollar. Rated PG-13. Rush Hour 2 Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan team up once again to save the day with their deft police work and their Kung Fu. This time the film is set in Hong Kong. Rated PG-13. The Princess Diaries A nerdy girl finds out she is really a princess. Along they way she learns the value of friendship and being who you really are. Awww. Oddly enough, this is done by the same people who brought you 'Pretty Woman' and oddly enough most of the girls who have seen this film have no idea what 'Pretty Woman' is. Rated G. Training Day Denzel Washingotn is the veteran cop and Ethan Hawke is the rookie. Washington takes Hawke out on his first day and shows him the ropes. You could see this for full price at Tinseltown
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