I voted Democrat

I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.

I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their
agendas past the voters.

I love it Joe - especially the baby-killing

Submitted by mudcat on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 7:32am.

That is why no one with any sense can take the Dems seriously. According to them, it is ok to kill babies, but the death penalty for convicted murderers is too extreme.

It is starting. Some people have woken up and 2010 is looking like a good year. Chris Dodd is retiring and the Republican vying for Ted Kennedy's Senate seat is closing fast on the horsey liberal pro-late term abortion soft on crime prosecutor who is his Democrat opponent.

And to think the Republican takeover would begin in New England. Maybe somebody in a traditional marriage could take on Barney Frank.

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Good One Mudcat

Submitted by Git Real on Wed, 01/06/2010 - 8:15am.

According to them, it is ok to kill babies, but the death penalty for convicted murderers is too extreme.

Can't touch the murders OR the terrorists. Heck.. we can't even interrogate a terrorist with methods that allow his healthy survival yet the Dems have no problem taking unborn babies and literally ripping them apart limb by limb in its mother's womb. Makes no sense to me. But hey... I ain't a Democrat.

Just Like Welfare and Socialized Medicine - You Don't Have To Work For It.... THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

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Marry your horse

Submitted by TinCan on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 11:07pm.

That wasn't you that shot the horse for rejecting your advances was it? ;>)

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Sorry for making any light of the situation

Submitted by TinCan on Mon, 01/04/2010 - 11:18pm.

After thinking about it for a moment, sorry about the comment regarding the horse. I think the sick SOB should be strung up by his arrow.

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