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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't` eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.

If a liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a person of color is conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed. If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

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The difference Joe...

Submitted by S. Lindsey on Tue, 10/13/2009 - 8:49pm.

Liberals want to give a man a fish (confiscated from you)and feed him for a day.. Tomorrow Liberals take 2 fish from you.. after the bum brings 2 of his buddies.. Conservatives want to teach him to fish (so he can be a productive Tax Paying member of Society) so he can eat for a life time.
We give him the fish too but he will have to work for it.

"A Government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson

everyone is born a Liberal

Submitted by eldergent on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 3:28pm.

As they acquire wisdom and experience they become more conservative. Then as senility sets in they revert to a Liberal.

born a lib?

Submitted by Fyt35 on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 3:33pm.

what a great assessment; absolutely hilarious!

"The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is".
Winston Churchill

Joe - you forgot one

Submitted by dawn69 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 10:40am.

If a liberal speaks out against injustice, they are activists.

If a conservative speaks out against injustice, they are unpatriotic.

"True courage is like a kite; a contrary wind raises it higher" - John Petit-Senn

And another

Submitted by Robert W. Morgan on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 5:27am.

If a conservative is debating a point on cable TV, he relies upon facts; a liberal will attack anyone who has an opposing point of view, never mention facts (even if they are in his favor) and blame the entire thing on George Bush.

I said cable TV because the old traditional media simply eliminates any opposing point of view by ignoring it.

That is funny Joe

Submitted by carbonunit52 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 10:04am.

and as accurate as describing the carbonunit as a Chinese acrobat.

It's not easy being the carbonunit

Carb.. can you do that spinner thing

Submitted by S. Lindsey on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:51pm.

you know the thing on a rope and curtains..?

"A Government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson

Shucks Lindsey,

Submitted by carbonunit52 on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 6:55pm.

I ain't Chinese, or an acrobat. I am in danger of being trapped simply by sitting on the floor.

It's not easy being the carbonunit

Pretty Spot On Joe

Submitted by Git Real on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 10:28am.

Perhaps Carb ought to evaluate if he really is a liberal then.

Glad to know you are pro 2nd ammendment Carb.

Obama.... The Bernie Madoff Of Washington

Liberals vs Conservatives

Submitted by snapfinger on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:07am.

You hit the nail on the head. Great job! Please forward this to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and other Conservatives. We'll never change the Liberals, but maybe they will recognize themselves and consider joining the right side. Thank you.

A lot of conservative chest

Submitted by Gort on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 12:38pm.

A lot of conservative chest beating going on in this post. That’s all it is though, tough talk. I’ve seen many conservative zealots become ‘closet liberals” when their paycheck stops or some other calamity strikes them or someone near.

The hypocrisy doesn’t bother me nearly as bad as their demand to be first in line when it’s their turn to suck from the public teat.

Gort.. speaking of sucking

Submitted by S. Lindsey on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 1:52pm.

your village just called they miss you...

"A Government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson

The sucking sound you hear

Submitted by Gort on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 9:50pm.

The sucking sound you hear is from the vacuum created by your over inflated conservative ego. Who is that you got sitting on your back?

Gort great retort

Submitted by S. Lindsey on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 7:51am.

and Thanks.. Yes I am a CONSERVATIVE not a Republican.. You just keep on "Drinking the JUICE" as Obama said it.

Keep cheering for the MASSIVE DEBT we are running up.

Keep cheering for the CRUSHING of the DOLLAR..

Keep cheering for the CAP and TAX that will make "ENERGY Skyrocket"
in Obama’s own words..

Keep cheering for the MASSIVE takeover of private businesses.

Keep cheering for the Waste Fraud and Abuse in Government..

Keep cheering for the Nationalization of 1/6th of our Economy by a
Bureaucracy that cannot even run a “CASH for CLUNKERS” program...

Keep cheering for your side.. They are doing great.

btw.. if you can't take the heat go back and lay down on your mother’s couch. ..

"A Government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson

These fools

Submitted by Blah Blah on Sat, 10/10/2009 - 10:56pm.

These conservajerks are still all wrapped up in Obamas win and they cant let it go. His blackness. His birth certificate. His moderate leadership. His pursuing an agend that we elected him to do. Get over it lindsey and the rest of you fools.

Obama is doing the will of us people.

COMRADE Blah..Доброе утро

Submitted by S. Lindsey on Mon, 10/12/2009 - 8:19am.

How is the Motherland?
Nice of you to come up from your Babushka's basement. I know you wish to send all "conservajerks" to the great Gulag being a good Apparatchik that you are. But not all Bolshevik's are as tough as you.
Remember " The Party" is all there is.. Fight on Comrade..

"A Government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have." Thomas Jefferson

Moderate?

Submitted by seegars on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 2:55pm.

You think Obama is a moderate? WOW! He had the most liberal voting record in the senate at least when he actually voted YES or NO and not PRESENT. His Czars are some of the most left-wing people to ever come within a 1000 miles of a White House Administration.

It is sad to say the agenda he is perusing is fine with the 20% of the hard left of our population - but I can assure you the Independents and frustrated Republicans (and almost the entire African American Population) that voted for him and got him elected had no idea how far left his ideology was /is.

If the election was held today, there is no doubt in my mind he would lose - big time.

Unfortunately most Americans are too lazy to research someone like Obama that they know nothing about and were taken by his smooth talk and the mainstream media's love affair with him. I was sure after the Rev Wright story broke that this would kill his chances of being elected. But I forgot that different rules of play exists for different races. If that had been a White candidate his chances would have been over quicker than you could have punched the ballot card. But since only one network really continued to run with the story and the opposing candidate did not even use it against him - I mean why didn't McCain just drop out then?

America was set-up for this guy and we are all going to paying for it for a long time to come.

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