NEWS FLASH

A lady driving north to work stopped at a local Shell station south of town to fill up with gasoline. Pumping her own gas, she accidently splashed gasoline onto her sweater and blouse sleeve.

Late for work, she hurriedly paid her bill, jumped in her car and headed north. No big deal, just fumes and the smell of gasoline. Or so she thought.

Near the intersection of Hwy 92 north, she decided to have a cigarette. With the buildup of fumes in the vehicle by now, you can imagine what happened next. KABOOM, the lady is on FIRE.

Quickly she wheeled in to the nearest parking lot, jumped out of the car and began beating at the flames. A Fayette County Marshall nearby saw what was happening and drove into the parking lot. After extinguishing the flames, the marshall gave the woman a citation for WAVING A FIRE ARM IN PUBLIC!!!