A lame duck ducks!

Salient President Bush last night claimed his decision to invade Iraq had been vindicated after US troops uncovered an arsenal of shoes on the outskirts of Fallujah.

"Saddam built a super-shoe to attack Israel"
More than 400 lethal shoes including sandals, pumps, desert boots and a solitary brogue were revealed as Mr Bush paid a final visit to Iraq to see if there was anything left.

A White House spokesman immediately dismissed claims the US invasion had been based on Saddam Hussein's alleged stockpile of chemical and biological weapons, adding: "No we didn't, we said shoes".

"We did and if you heard weapons of mass destruction, that's your problem. You might want to try using a cotton bud."

The spokesman added: "We believe that many of these shoes would have been built in China with Russian laces, French-made heels and odour-absorbing insoles purchased through back channels via the west African state of Niger."

Former UK Prime minister Tony Blair backed Mr Bush insisting many of Iraq's shoes were slip-ons that could activated in less than 45 minutes.

But France denied supplying Iraq with shoe components insisting its only exports to Saddam's regime had been a 1994 shipment of humanitarian espadrilles.

Meanwhile the Kremlin said most of Iraq's shoes had actually been bought from ex-US defence secretary Donald Rumsfeld when he worked for Hush Puppies in the early 1980s.

Arab "Journalists"

Submitted by Fred Garvin on Wed, 12/17/2008 - 8:43am.

The Arab Journalists and leaders that lionizing the schmuck that threw his shoes at our President are nothing but a bunch of schwein-hunds. (that's German for pig-dogs)

How pathetic they all are.

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DragNet

Submitted by Davids mom on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 11:25pm.

Clever!

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Yaaawwwnnn.....

Submitted by Git Real on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 9:47pm.

At least your subject title was clever.

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