Commercials: why do we allow such

"If you have suffered death from Oleyscolitolyosis, call us and we will get you money!" 1-800.......

My name is "Billy," and I have never sold anything as good as this: life insurance!!!

"Crap, junk, trash, and Walmart ain't got it! (for good reasons)

Sexual pills--boy don't take em if you ain't ready---call a doctor if they react over four hours! That preacher feller who made his congregation...oh, never mind!

Rub in oin, anywhere, it will stop all problems. On the forehead for the brain!
(but not before you order it)

Order Porter Wagoner, Roy Acuff, and Slim Whitman records now before they go out of style! Only $40, but wait, we will double that to two CDs if you order today within the next hour. (Same message tomorrow)

Want a lot of 50s "do wop?" It will take you old geezers back fast. They used to sing on the corner in Phillie!

Gold! Buy our gold now! It will always have value and we guarantee to re-purchase it if you can find us!

Byut wait, this Opic Vacuum will bowl for you! All you have to do is cut off the switch to start the ball down the alley!
Only $600 for everything: an iron, a curler, a dryer, a hand vacuum, a mixer, a blender (hand), an egg beater, a fly swatter, and a "grabber!" But wait--also add shipping and handling of $34.95 for each of the above items from China.

My man Saxbie will cut your taxes, my oppoment will raide them!
My man "goofy" will cut your taxes if under $200,000 earnings--Saxbie will only cut those above that!
But wait---I voted fer everthang Bush wanted--help me out, here!

Frankly, I intend to start raising my own chickens in my back yard if chicken wire is still available, Free eggs and friers.
A small garden is in the offing (I'm "mulling" it as the Citizen says.
I suppose a pig would be too much for PTC!

Cal Need more ad money?

Submitted by Nitpickers on Tue, 01/13/2009 - 8:16pm.

See above!

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Our commercials are boring too

Submitted by JeffC on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:34pm.

Honda (Over 400 takes to get this to work)

Mitsubishi Birds & Bees (New Zealand)

Charal Beef (France)

Centraal Beheer Insurance (Netherlands)

Hyundai Toy Boy (Sweden)
(Banned in France)

Ituran – GPS (Israel)

Pure Blonde Beer (Australia)

And my favorite:

Hydro Energy Inc.

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JeffC: I really enjoyed those.

Submitted by TonyF on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:38pm.

I had seen a couple of them.
By the way, it's was refreshing to see you contribute something of value to these blogs.

"Your, yore, you're all idiots." (T.Floyd)

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Hey Bonker$

Submitted by Cyclist on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:05am.

Nicely done! But you forgot about a plug for Flomax.

BTW- I'm Cyclist and I approve this message.
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Bonkers

Submitted by dawn69 on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:24am.

Very Funny!!!

Get an erection but endure possible vision or hearing loss!!

So, I asked my husband which he would chose ... an erection or his hearing. His answer was promptly - "Erection, of course! Without my hearing, I wouldn't have to hear your mouth!!".

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