Republican Grammar

I thought I knew what double-speak was until today.
A considerable number of republican congressional representatives just this week voted no on the bail-out bill, saying it was socialistic and way too much money.

Today the all got up in the pre-vote debate and said no, they weren't wrong earlier this week, but they were changing their vote today since another 150,000,000 had been added making it a much better bill---and besides it appeared to be the only answer, although it wasn't yesterday.

I also heard them practice their election speeches back home, such as:
I voted agin that thing due to it being un-reoublican, I did---that is before I voted fer hit!
Now I voted fer hit cause George called me personal and said all hell would break loose ifin I didn't. I wuzen't shore whut he meant, but I bit. I am a good republican, re-elect me.

We got sum gude thangs added by the senate and it pleased us muchly:
Wooden arrows can now cum in hyar wifout excise taxes.
Auto race tracks air now exemted from more taxes.
Puerto Rican Rum has had the excise tax cut out fer their good.
And, enybody whut rides a bicycle to work can deduct thwt frum their taxes.

I can be bought if the price is right!
Whar kin we fine sum more uf fellers lak the ones we done elected afore fer the next time?