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PETA: What a Bunch of Boobs Did you hear that PETA has asked Ben & Jerry's to begin using human breast milk, rather than cow's milk, in their ice cream? They said that this would be healthier for both humans and cows. I didn't know cows liked Ben & Jerry's. I mean, first of all, isn't there a problem with supply? When I was a kid, my school visited what was then a modern dairy farm. We saw lines of cows hooked up to automatic milkers. This was the most effective way of meeting the huge demand for the product. Now this PETA suggestion has my imagination substituting lactating women in those stalls--not a lovely sight. Ben & Jerry's declined. But, you know, this company has always had creative names for their flavors. "One Sweet Whirled"--after a Dave Matthews title. "Phish Food" after the band. (I once submitted the name "Eat a Peach" for a peach flavor, after my favorite band's 1972 album.) Imagine the names for the breast milk flavors! Hooters and Hersheys? 
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