People who don't know how to use email

Hello America!

I am Paul Hampton, from England. For the past 6-12 months I have been consistently annoyed by unsolicited emails from websites registered by a a 'Pat Hampton' from the USA somewhere, who somehow seems to have forgotten her own gmail email address. Currently I get email alerts from around 4 bank accounts of hers, and now she's registered my email address on this website with this username. I have no way of contacting her and as days go by I get more and more emails as she continues to find out more about the web. This poor lady must think the internet really sucks!

Patricia G Hampton, if you are reading this, I'm fed up of getting mails from your bank accounts, your friends and other places. You've sent three requests for new passwords to this site today so I'm hoping you might read this and realise you've been using the wrong email address for a while!

Thanks Smiling
Paul

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Submitted by Candyfloss on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:55pm.

All the Aussie blokes seem to come over to England. Probaby cos their own sheilas are so rough. I wouldn't mind so much but they're a bloody noisy lot.

Submitted by cottoncandy on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:14pm.

PS. Pat, if you want the password for the account here you are more than welcome, just send a request to the email account of mine you keep registering stuff too and I'll reply with the password etc Eye-wink

Submitted by Nitpickers on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:25pm.

With a ton of money to get int the USA but can't without your help!

They will give you a "certified" check if you will just give them one of yours, say for 20% of the total.
You deposit yours from them, they deposit theirs fromyou----yours to him is good, his bounces several days later----yours has been cashed in Nigeria or Switzerland!

Better watch it selfish people!
Did you know that you can't con an unselfish person?

Submitted by cottoncandy on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:37pm.

lol I'm not a Nigerian prince, I'm a normal bloke from England, who's email address is constantly spammed by the bank accounts of some poor woman from the USA who doesn't know about the internet. I don't want her dollars (they aren't worth anything over here anymore anyway), I just want her to have control of her own bank accounts.

Submitted by d.smith700 on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:52pm.

There are no normal blokes in England---maybe a few in Australia!

If there was something to buy in England worth something, we would buy it, probably on credit!

Youare a con artist---leave here!

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Submitted by Cyclist on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:42pm.

all my spam e-mails come from the UK.
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Submitted by cottoncandy on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:48pm.

all of them? wow, sorry to hear that. Most of my spam mail comes from outside the UK so maybe these people deliberately do this. Anyway, I'm seriously hoping this Pat Hampton reads this so her bank accounts/credit cards stop sending me emails.

Anyone else hope that QPR stay up and get into the champions league by the way?

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Submitted by Cyclist on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:51pm.

I was in Derby last week. What part of the realm are you in?
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Submitted by cottoncandy on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:54pm.

Near Heathrow Airport Smiling I'm from Middx, now living in Buckinghamshire.

Submitted by cottoncandy on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:54pm.

double post

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Submitted by Cyclist on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:58pm.

You are keeping late hours. It is midnight your time. I've got to run as I have a broken car in the my garage that needs my attention. Please don't make stranger of yourself and visit us again.

Regards,

Cyclist

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Submitted by Candyfloss on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 6:09pm.

p hampton is not a nigerian prince he is an englishman who marched against the war in iraq and called george bush a brokeback mountain sodomising rodeo cowboy and the antichrist. man love rules ok?

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Submitted by Cyclist on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 6:16pm.

We use the letter "z" in place of the "s" and no bad words. Otherwise God himself will ban you.
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Submitted by cottoncandy on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 6:24pm.

Sorry, please forgive that other guy, he is from a sodomising English town called Brighton, which is full of men who like other men. I just happened to mention in a formula 1 chatroom about my predicament, and this other guy found this site so I apologise. He doesn't even like NASCAR. Sad

Anyway, Pat Hampton - please register your email addresses elsewhere, I'm a decent chap luckily but you're obviously not getting all the mails you want.

Submitted by Candyfloss on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 6:18pm.

YOU CAN'T BAN ME, I LOG OUT!

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Submitted by Cyclist on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 6:13pm.

We got your type here. What did you think of Blair?
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Submitted by BPR on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:19pm.

sorry that is not my name. Hope you find the correct person.


Submitted by cottoncandy on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:23pm.

I hope I find her too, I really feel this poor lady must feel let down by the internet, she has registered all her credit cards/bank accounts etc and had no reply from them (they all come to me). Hopefully she will read this now and I can give her this information finally Smiling

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Submitted by BPR on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:31pm.

what is you email address


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Submitted by BPR on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:27pm.

This is not me.


Submitted by cottoncandy on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:31pm.

thanks Laughing out loud

Submitted by Candyfloss on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 5:48pm.

I waaaaaaaant Candy.

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