(Sung to the tune of My Favorite Things from the Sound of Music)

Get Real and Mixer your chain they are jerking
On abortion you lost to Paul Perkins
In your blogs, Truth never rings
Pointing this out is my favorite thing

Abstinence can stop S-T diseases
We like Denise to quote as much as she pleases
Solutions to problems you never bring
Pointing this out is my favorite thing

Name calling for you is quite natural
Like $ you can’t have a stat that is factual
Ethical bloggers hold you in distain
Pointing this out is my favorite thing

On HPV vaccine you want a mandate
Elect Larry Flynt he’s your type of candidate
Denise had the facts, you had just bling
Pointing this out is my favorite thing

Beware of conversations with those are six
Actions like that could put you in a fix
This song has a message to Bas that it brings
Having some morals is not a bad thing !!

When the Truth comes,
When the facts speak
When the light shines bright…
We happily watch Basmati fade backkkk to his darkesttt night

Seems like all the really OLDIES will be there!

"Someday you'll drown, in a lake of fire
Remember that your true master will await
So please don't be late, when you go to hell."

Sounds a lot like Ozzy Osbourne.

I thought Black Sabbath (such as "Fairies Wear Boots") was more your style.

Ozzy Osbourne's revised version of "War Pigs"

(Bas/Most Angry & Vicious anti-Christian chant)

Witches (crones?) gather at black masses
Bodies burning in red ashes
On the hill the church in ruin (your fondest dream?).
Is the scene of evil doings
It's a place for all black sinners (Republicans?).

On the scene a priest appears
Sinners falling at his knees
Satan sends out funeral pyre
Casts the priest (Falwell?) into the fire
It's the place for all bad sinners (Christians?).

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"Paranoid"

All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify

I need someone to show me the things in life that I can't find (Denise maybe?)

I can't see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal

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Hey, Bas Dude, don't make bloggin' bad.
Take your sadistic tune and make it better.
Remember to let love into your heart;
Then you can start to make it better.

Hey, Bas Dude, don't make the world badder.
Take a bad song and make it better.
Remember to let love into your heart;
Then you can start to make life better.

Hey, Rice Dude, you can't help but be afraid!
You weren't made to go out and get her (even with fairy boots).
The minute Denise gets under your skin
Then she begins to make bloggin' better.

And any time you feel the urge, hey, Bas Dude, refrain!
Don't assume you carry the atheist's world upon your shoulders.
Well, don't you know that it's a fool who plays it cool
By using hate to make this world a lot colder?

Hey, Bas Dude! Don't let her down by being the meanest Dude in town.
You've insulted her, now go and apologize.
Remember, to let love into your heart;
Then you can start to make it better.

So let hatred out and let love in, hey, Bas Dude, begin!
You're always waiting for someone to condemn
And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Bas Dude,
Your hatred will never do; the movement you need is on your knees.

Hey, Bas Dude, don't make the world badder.
Take a bad song and make it better.
Remember to let love into your heart;
Then you can start to make life better.

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To remind you of your quote --

Fear is the path to the dark side.
Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.
I sense much fear in you.

But beware. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side are they.

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. ~ Yoda

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Whom men fear, they hate; and whom they hate, they wish dead.

Latin: Quem metuont oderunt, quem quisque odit periisse expetit.

LOL say what you want about her, but Ms. Rice Queen can put together a rhyming song. Want to record that and put it up on the internet? Or maybe we can hear you in concert? I'm sure Air America would love to sponsor you.

Well let's go over this little ditty, shall we?

For reference see my ORIGINAL, UNEDITED post here: A tragedy that was caused by government?

You splutter "I didn't comment at first!"
Again, what a liar. (No that isn't rhetoric -- it's a fact.) My very first paragraph was expressing my condolences to the families. If you are going to quote me, quote me accurately -- don't lie even though it comes very easily.

But you're the worst, you're in the gutter
If I'm in the gutter, where are you with your "creepy" conversation with a little girl? Just asking.

We all saw you celebrate their demise
Rice Maggot again is a LIAR! I never expressed anything but sorrow for their deaths. Oh wait...I did disagree with Her Imperial Majesty Rice Queen so I guess that's the crime I committed. Folks, read my post above and you will see not only Most Annoying Veteran™ lies, she can't read either!

With all your lies
Ah, another tactic of stupid liberals -- accuse someone of lying without backing it up with hard evidence. i.e. "Bush lied! Kids died!" Where did I lie, oh dear smelly one? If you can't say where I lied, then by default YOU ARE THE LIAR.

You think that this is all a game, hey, Ghoul, for shame!
Huh? I never think that someone's death is a "game." But I guess she does since she dances when the Rev. Falwell died.

You haven't a brain upon your shoulders
You're right! I'm a zombie who is after you*!!!

* That's a JOKE just so you know before banmati calls for me to be banned for harassment.

By making this world a little colder
Inadvertently, Rice Queen got something right in her song! I do prefer Antarctica over hot, steamy Georgia.

Someday you'll drown, in a lake of fire
Hmm...that sounds like a death threat! {whiny voice}Cal! Cal! Cal! Ban her! She wants me dead! {sniffles}

So chatter on
No chatter -- I'll just be refuting your lies which are numerous.

Your hatred and spew will always smolder
Now that's the pot calling the kettle black! You celebrate the death of an American and you think I'm hate filled?!?!? HYPOCRITE!

don't make things bad
Nope that's your department -- making things unpleasant here at thecitizen.com.

Take evil things, and laugh that they're swell
Yes, Rice Maggot, you do a very good job of that. Not to get off subject, but you seem to like (evil) abortion and I believe based on your comments you think it's "swell."

So please don't be late, when you go to hell.
Wishing me to go to hell? Again people, Rice Queen tells more about her hate filled self. What a wonderful example of a rabid liberal's tolerance and love.

Again, I have no hatred whatsoever for Rice Queen -- only pity for her because she's so filled with hatred. As the wise Master Yoda said,
Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
Anger does lead to suffering like higher blood pressure. Banmati -- take a chill pill and go watch a sitcom and LAUGH and release your anger and hatred -- punch the sofa or something.

Out. Peace sister!

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This one goes out to my friend Mixer!
To the tune of Pearl Jam's "Last Kiss"

Oh, where oh where can my Jerry be?
The Lord took him away from me
He's not in Heaven, and this cannot be good
Coz I want to see Jerry when I leave this world.

I was ripping liberals on this site yesterday
I just couldn't think of what to say
Bas makes me so angry that my face turns red
And then he told me Jerry Falwell was dead
I couldn't breathe and my face turned white
I gave my therapist such a fright
She thought my kidney stones had finally passed
When my painful scream she heard at last.

Oh, where oh where can my Jerry be?
The Lord took him away from me
He's not in Heaven, and this cannot be good
Coz I want to see Jerry when I leave this world..

When I woke up, I felt like such a clown
There were people standing all around
I felt something warm between my thighs
I'd wet myself to my surprise
I lowered my head, Tug looked at me and said
"Hold on Mix... let's clean you up a bit."
I shuddered once, and let out one last...hiss
I'd ruined those pants I knew I would miss
So now they're gone, they'll be hard to replace
That Bas! I blame him for my disgrace.

Oh, where oh where can my Jerry be?
The Lord took him away from me
He's not in Heaven, and this cannot be good
Coz I want to see Jerry when I leave this world..
Oooh~ ooooh~