YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

by: George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.

I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and change your own country! This is AMERICA.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry rear if you're running from them..

I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

And what is going on with gas prices... again?

I believe "illegal" is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA!

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We want our country back!

We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!

badptc: carlin

Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Fri, 04/20/2007 - 7:00am.

George Carlin never said your list! He is an atheist.
If you want to say you saw the list somewhere and agree with it, then say that.

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Posted twice

Submitted by bad_ptc on Fri, 04/20/2007 - 7:23am.

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$, what is your problem, today?

Submitted by bad_ptc on Fri, 04/20/2007 - 7:21am.

I never said or implied "My List".

I gave full credit to the author and made no attempt to deceive anyone as to the origin of the material.

Everything in the post was posted exactly as it was sent to me. I made "NO" alterations to it's content.

Get a life, it's George Carlin.

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bad: carlin 2

Submitted by dollaradayandfound on Fri, 04/20/2007 - 8:41am.

If you are going to spread everything you see if it has a name typed to it, at least check it out first. You certainly don't know much about Carlin either.
You might be dangerous!

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No, it isn't Carlin

Submitted by Michael Boylan on Fri, 04/20/2007 - 8:00am.

If it is ever a question of who authored a piece that is typically forwarded in e-mails, visit www.snopes.com.

Here is the link.

Debunking The Bad American

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It is NOT George Carlin

Submitted by secret squirrel on Fri, 04/20/2007 - 7:53am.

Straight from Carlin's own website:

"The following is an email making the rounds that George Carlin did NOT write."
http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/bogus.html

And from Snopes:
Claim: Comedian George Carlin authored a piece about his being a "Bad American."

Status: False.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/carlin.asp

The real author, someone who goes by the name "Bootyist," posted this on the FreeRepublic.com website about 6 years ago.

If anyone thinks this even remotely sounds like Carlin, I have bridge I'd like to sell you.

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Mr. Squirrel Is Right

Submitted by Git Real on Fri, 04/20/2007 - 8:44am.

Sorry to have confused you Bad. I wrote it. I was just being humble and trying to help ole George out by writing something that would perhaps give him a little credibility. You see I'm still trying to shake the image of the cat running into the patio door and then saying: "It's cool.... I meant to do that".

That one and "It looks like dog*STUFF*. Hmmm..feels like dog*STUFF*, Smells like......

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Submitted by Git Real on Fri, 04/20/2007 - 8:09am.

Oops.

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