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Don't Make Us Over! Hot time in Tyrone!Tyrone is a small, sleepy little town full of people who feel, "if it ain't broke, don't fix it. It seems more and more apparent to all who go to the Town Hall meetings, we have a person that wants to reform us, (small town hicks) and "show us the way." We were just a frontier of uneducated, backwoods people, pattin our feet in the mud and preoccupied with sexual fantasies of our cousins till they arrived to lead us into the present, to shed our sinful life, and give up our selfish visions of our kids going to small schools, plenty of room between us and our neighbors and, being very vocal in our government. Vocal, was only suppose to be done by... him, our higher, enlighten one. Tonight, I saw some shameful behavior by an elected official. How did we get here? (God help us, we don't smoke wacki to-backie stuff, we are just very naive and believe Yankees when the smile and show all their teeth.) I think what is missing is...we don't want to be saved! We like our small town, and the people VOTED and said this. Leave us alone, go back up North where you can live on top of each other. Don't try to enlighten us, my cross eyed cousin is kinda cute! oldbeachbear's blog | login to post comments |