Spazzle Dazzle

Pay close attention. Nobody of course wants soldiers what have been blowed up to want fer nuthin. Suport ur trueps.
I nevar heared of our trueps getin the run-round by klerks, case mangers, sargents, and junior oficers. Never hered, you here me?
Ma job wuz to be Commander. My portfolio, or that mater, starboard foliio, nevr cluded goin croos the stret and seeing no solders in 18, never did.
Onlie plaints evr givn tu me wuz them what wanted into the country club buildin down the strt. Course it only hold so many. Mus not been eny officers in 18, they never complained.
Sum uf them people gat bad brains enyhow, blowed up you no, and ye can hardly talk toem. Nevr mount to nothin to USA in futre.
Our job is to gettum to VA. and, payem as little as posible for unability. We shore don't want em eny longr, makin truble.
Bettcha a dolar thet I'm put off on my fourth star due to these ingrates tellin sich stories! I feel lik firin everone.
Thim hospistols in Eraq and Rammiestine, germany, patches up sum they shud ignore, Won't never be much gud enyway.
I'll nevr understiood whut we have gobne to.
Top Genrl, by dircton of CIC.

No Drinking and Blogging

Submitted by skyspy on Thu, 03/08/2007 - 8:40am.

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I Wish Cal Would Have Never Fired Me

Submitted by Git Real on Thu, 03/08/2007 - 8:17am.

I would then still have the power to delete crap like this. Perhaps I should re-apply

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