The Preachers Kid

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An old Southern Baptist country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.

Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects:

- a Bible,
- a silver dollar,
- a bottle of whisky and
- a Playboy magazine

"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself,"and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up.

If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and what a shame that would be. And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a skirt-chasin' bum."

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.

Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month's Centerfold.

"Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered, "he's gonna be a Congressman.

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Submitted by cowtipn on Tue, 02/13/2007 - 4:52pm.

Good to see we're back to lion-cat.


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Submitted by Git Real on Tue, 02/13/2007 - 7:00pm.

Thanks Tipn. I'm glad too. It feels better. Wear'in that "black face" made me feel like a nasty sort. I just couldn't make it through Black History Month as I had said. Point to prove or not.

__________

You don't need to defend a Lion. You just need to let him out of his cage.

C.S. Lewis


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Submitted by Tug13 on Tue, 02/13/2007 - 2:38pm.

One of my children sent me this one.

A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
He answered "Call for backup."

My children know me well!
Smiling


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Submitted by Git Real on Tue, 02/13/2007 - 7:01pm.

Smiling

__________

You don't need to defend a Lion. You just need to let him out of his cage.

C.S. Lewis


Submitted by skyspy on Tue, 02/13/2007 - 12:59pm.

It is sad, but soooo true!!!

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Submitted by secret squirrel on Tue, 02/13/2007 - 12:51pm.

Sounds like he was well on the path to being a preacher anyway.

I thought this was going to be something about Epps' sons...


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Submitted by SouthernBelle on Tue, 02/13/2007 - 12:31pm.

I love it! That's hysterical.

SouthernBelle, GRACE is a VIRTUE


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