Friday, January 9, 2004

Grantville resident juggles around Middle East for troops

By MICHAEL BOYLAN
mboylan@TheCitizenNews.com

Grantville resident Todd Key is better known to local residents as part of The Zucchini Brothers, which perform annually at the Georgia Renaissance Festival. He started performing as a Zucchini Brother at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival in 1982 and now performs at both the Georgia festival and the Michigan Renaissance Festival. It was through his festival connections that Key was invited to be part of a USO tour that took him to military bases in the United Arab Emirates, Qatar and Djibouti, Africa.

“It was a life experience,” said Key, who said he felt a surge of patriotism when asked to do USO shows overseas.

Members of the USO saw the swordfighting duo Hack and Slash perform at the Maryland Renaissance Festival and had them do two USO tours in Europe. When they wanted them to tour the Middle East, they wanted the show to expand from one hour to 90 minutes. It was at this point that Hack and Slash asked their old friend Key to come along for the ride. Their show was called Operation Swashbuckle and featured swordfighting, juggling, comedy and more. The group had T-shirts made up and would throw them out to the troops at the end of the show and would also trade them.

The first show of Operation Swashbuckle was at Al Dhafra Air Force Base in Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates. Key was forced to piece together a costume as his luggage was lost but the show went well and he received a squadron coin, which featured the base logo.

The group then traveled to Qatar for several shows, the first of which took place at Al Udeid Air Force Base in Doha. The show was for 1,200 people and Key found the morale of the troops to be high. All of the members of Operation Swashbuckle had their heads spontaneously shaved and they also watched some NFL football on an outdoor screen.

At the As Sayliyah Army Base, Key and friends performed two shows. They got a chance to e-mail friends and family back home, ate at a Chili’s and Burger King on base and shopped and haggled at the Souks, the markets, off base.

“Each deal was haggled for and ended with a handshake,” said Key, who also stated that he never felt in danger while off base, though the sergeants accompanying him did check the vehicle for bombs every time they returned to the vehicle.

The members of Operation Swashbuckle were given military ID’s and orders to get them through military checkpoints quicker. They also got a taste of military life by sleeping for most of the trip in either tents or barracks. They also got to witness the phenomenon referred to as “Groundhog Day” first hand, which means that every day seems the same over there and it is performances like theirs that change things up a little.”

The final stop was at Camp Lemonier Marine in Djibouti, Africa, where Key and the members of Operation Swashbuckle had the most fun, but also saw why people like them were needed. Key was told that they were the first comedians to ever perform at the base. He explained that Djibouti had mountains of garbage everywhere, describing it as a landfill that goes on forever.

“We felt the most needed at that base,” said Key. “They needed a distraction big time and were our most receptive audience.”

The surroundings did give the group a great joke that got a big laugh from the troops: “Would the owner of the upside-down rusted-out pickup truck please move it ... it’s blocking the ditch full of trash!”

“It was an amazing trip,” said Key, who plans to go back for more shows in the next month or two. “After every show, these troops would come up and thank me and I’d think, ‘Why are you thanking me? It’s me who should be thanking you.’”

Key also stated that he is very proud of the service people in the Middle East and backs them 100 percent. “I hope the transition of power keeps progressing in Iraq so our GI’s can come home soon.”

Key will return to the Georgia Renaissance Festival in the spring, as will Hack and Slash.


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