Friday, April 6, 2001

Ronaldo-Baby dances for the March of Dimes

The King of Polyester is ready to dance, gyrate and boogie. The overload of hormones has produced a fanatical desire to dance and an unexpected baby AGAIN!

Ronaldo-Baby is Warm Springs' hero for the March of Dimes again this year. The official kickoff for the Warm Springs hero will be a baby shower held for Ronaldo this Saturday evening at 7:00pm at The Ivy on Broad.

T J Edison & Company, Ronaldo's favorite band, will play some of his most sentimental tunes ("Old Time Rock N' Roll" and "Ride, Sally, Ride" among others).

Ronaldo says he has something special for each lady that dances with him. You are cordially invited to this special baby shower. The theme is "Eccentricity", so wear your favorite polyester. Admission is $5.00, which will be donated to March of Dimes. Light fare (food) available.

Ronaldo's passion for dance (and the ladies) has committed him to dance every Saturday night at the Ivy on Broad through April 21. You'll have a great time for a good cause. For more of Ronaldo-Baby's exploits go to www.ronaldobaby.com.


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