Movies Opening
Today
Coyote Ugly
If you oppose Hooters, you should oppose this
film about a bar staffed by supermodel-esque
babes. If this has a multi-level plot, I'll be
very surprised. Rated PG-13.
Hollow Man
Kevin Bacon stars as a man who becomes invisible
before becoming a raging psycho. Directed by Paul
Verhoeven, Hollow Man looks pretty creepy. Rated
R.
Space Cowboys
A bunch of old (and incredible actors)
play old astronauts that are sent up to space for
a rescue mission. We love outer space and we love
Clint Eastwood. This film should be very
well-made. Rated PG-13.
Now
Playing
Big Momma's House
Martin Lawrence looks to solidify his box
office power with this comedy about a policeman
who goes undercover to protect a damsel in
distress. Rated PG-13.
Chicken Run
The creators of Wallace and Gromitt bring their
whimsical vision of chickens flying the coop to
the screen. Mel Gibson stars as an American
rooster that helps the chickens avoid being made
into pie. This looks amazing. Rated G.
Loser Jason
Biggs (American Pie) and Mena Suvari (American
Beauty) play American kids at a college in
America (New York City). This was directed by Amy
Heckerling, who gave the world Fast Times at
Ridgemint High and Clueless. I say give it a
chance. Rated PG-13.
Me, Myself and
Irene This movie is hysterically funny.
The audience laughed like little girls. And
though Jim Carrey is the star, and he is
terrific, this is not, repeat, NOT, for children.
Rated R.
Nutty Professor II:
The Klumps Eddie Murphy plays the entire
overweight family fromthe first movie. Buddy Love
is trying to escape and it is up to the loveable
Sherman Klump to stop him. Janet Jackson also
stars. rated PG-13.
Pokemon the Movie
2000 Since bashing Pokemon last fall, I
have become a moderate fan of the televison
program. However, the last movie was horrible.
This will have to be much better to jumpstart the
show's waning popularity and get me in the
theater. Rated G.
Scary Movie
The long-awaited spoof of the recent teen horror
flicks finally hits the screen. Brought to by the
Wayans Brothers, if you liked I'm Gonna Git
You Sucka and Don't Be A
Menace, this film is right up your alley.
Please don't allow young children to see it,
There are a lot of adult themes. Rated R.
The Kid
Bruce Willis stars in this Disney movie about a
middle aged man meeting himself as a little boy.
This movie should be filled with warmth Rated PG.
The Patriot
Mel Gibson defends his family and his country in
the Revolutionary War. The Patriot is brought to
you by the makers of another huge 4th of July
movie, called...Independence Day. Rated R.
The Perfect Storm
Based on Sebastian Junger's true-life tale
of two ships stuck out in the worst storm in
history. George Clooney and Mark Wahlberg star in
this action movie from Wolfgang Petersen. Rated
PG-13.
Thomas and the
Magic Railroad A young girl goes to a
magical world on the way to her grandfather's
house. Based onthe hit children's series, this
film stars Alec Baldwin and Peter Fonda. Rated G.
What Lies Beneath
Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer star
in this thriller form Robert Zemeckis (Forrest
Gump). Let's face it, Ford needs a solid hit
again and Pfeiffer could use one too. I would
hate to have the taste of Dangerous Minds and
Random Hearts in my mouth for too much longer.
Besides, the previews look really good. Rated R.
X-Men
Mutants are everywhere and they can kick evil's
butt. All of your favorite X-Men are here:
Wolverine, Magneto, Cyclops, Storm and Professor
X. This movie, directed by Bryan Singer (The
Usual Suspects, Apt Pupil) looks really exciting.
Check it out. Rated PG-13.
Also
Playing
Erin Brockovich
Julia Roberts stars in this film based on
a true story. I heard it was pretty good and that
Roberts was as pretty as ever. Rated R.
Final Destination
A young man convinces his friends not to
fly a plane after he gets a bad feeling about the
flight. The flight crashes and they were supposed
to be on it, now Death is stalking them. Rated R.
Flintstones in Viva
Rock Vegas The world didn't really want
another Flintstones movie and I didn't really
want to write anything about it. I guess at $1 a
pop, it might be worth 90 minutes in an artically
air conditioned environment. Rated PG.
Love and Basketball
Omar Epps stars in this film about a boy
and girl who play basketball and fall in love.
Supposedly, it is a very good film. Rated PG-13.
My Dog Skip
Frankie Muniz (Malcom in the Middle) stars as a
boy who gets a dog.Hailed by critics as a truly
great family film, check out My Dog Skip for a
buck. Rated PG.
Road Trip A
very funny film in the same vein as There's
Something About Mary and American
Pie. The only problem is that there is not
enough Tom Green. Note: The campus of the
University of Georgia poses as the college in the
film. Rated R.
Shanghai Noon
Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson star in this
film about an eastern warrior fighting alongside
an outlaw in the wild, wild west. Rated PG-13.
Titan A.E.
Matt Damon, Drew Barrymore and Janeane garofalo
end their voices to this animated tale about
Earth in the future. Rated PG.
The Tigger Movie
Tigger and all of his friends from the
Hundred Acre Forest are back in this tale about
friendship and family. Rated G.
U-571 An
American submarine crew in WWII finds a German
submarine and must battle to stay alive. Matthew
McConaughey and Harvey Keitel star. Rated PG-13.
Where The Heart Is
Natalie Portman's character has a baby in
a Wal-Mart and the town either loves her or hates
her. Ashley Judd also stars. rated PG-13.
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